I hate cookies, and GDPR is great sometimes…

… and I respect your privacy so I don’t use them to track you. It makes the quality of my data worse obvs, but I care about you more than I care about myself.

But I have some stuff in place to track you, i.e. I use Matomo Analytics to collect some basic data about you. Just to fuel my ego.

If you hate me so much that you don’t want me to know that you’re the biggest fan of my website, below is a ‘I want out’/opt-out checkbox, and some standard text in American English. I’ll also give you a cookie so that I remember you opted out.

Opt-out complete; your visits to this website will not be recorded by the Web Analytics tool. Note that if you clear your cookies, delete the opt-out cookie, or if you change computers or Web browsers, you will need to perform the opt-out procedure again.

You may choose to prevent this website from aggregating and analyzing the actions you take here. Doing so will protect your privacy, but will also prevent the owner from learning from your actions and creating a better experience for you and other users.

You are not opted out. Uncheck this box to opt-out. You are currently opted out. Check this box to opt-in.

The tracking opt-out feature requires cookies to be enabled.

Ok cool. Thanks for visiting, have fun!