I hate cookies, and GDPR is great sometimes…

… and I respect your privacy so I don’t use them to track you. It makes the quality of my data worse obvs, but I care about you more than I care about myself.

But I have some stuff in place to track you, i.e. I use Matomo Analytics to collect some basic data about you. Just to fuel my ego.

If you hate me so much that you don’t want me to know that you’re the biggest fan of my website, below is a ‘I want out’/opt-out checkbox, and some standard text in American English. I’ll also give you a cookie so that I remember you opted out.

已选择退出追踪；您在此网站的访问将不会被记录、追踪。 注意：如果您清空了浏览器的 Cookies、删除了退出追踪的 Cookie 或是您更换了电脑或浏览器，您需要重新执行选择退出追踪的操作。

您可以选择阻止此网站汇总和分析您在此处执行的操作。 这样做可以保护您的隐私，但也会阻止网站所有者了解您的行为，然后为您和其他用户创造更好的体验。

您没有选择退出。 取消勾选此复选框以退出网站行为分析。 您目前选择退出追踪。 勾选此复选框以接受网站行为分析。

退出跟踪需要启用 Cookie。

Ok cool. Thanks for visiting, have fun!